What is your favorite kind of ice cream? Why do you like it?

Baskin Robbins makes a pretty good chocolate chip.

What are you planning to do with your tax refund money?

I don't get a refund.  I pay a bit instead.  That's just how I roll.

What would the child you once were think of the adult you have become?

I think he would be mostly satisfied and maybe impressed.

I was suposed to be rich, though and that never happened.

What is a quote that you live by?

"I'm the best I ever had." -- Woody Allen

Which fairy tale character do you think you are most like and why?

Pinocchio from Shrek 2. 

Because.. well, this is getting personal.  You've seen the film?